+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Hi Nick. What is the paper size for the new issue of Culture Vulture (CV)? I understand if you do not want to reveal this. Nick: Hi Mark. Previously it was size 'small-ish' to fit into readers' pockets & that. The novelty wore off after 8 issues then, so i've made it 'big-ish' now. This may bamboozle some. My flatmate Owain ironically gave me the book "The World According to Clarkson" for my 25th birthday. Have you ever wanted to kill anyone? Remember that bloke on TOP GEAR? Jeremy's friend who was in a crash? Loves himself? If he'd have died then I think they may have axed the programme and Clarkson would never have brought a book out. This whole question may have never been. It's a shame really. In CV you cover a vast range of topics including film, art, gaming, music, cookery and comedy. Why do you think there is no space for more popular topics such as horoscopes and celebrity gossip? No space YET... Influences? To be cool I should say something about something cool. Being honest though, I'd reference Rolf Harris and Diego Maradona. I take it you want to take over the world with CV, have you considered using glossy paper in order to make it miles better? Yes, along with sending out spam emails, getting better hair, networking, whoring ourselves to advertisers, pretending to know people (particularly bands) to seem cool, getting a fake tan and going to gigs and indie discothèques. As a Pro DJ do you have any advice for up and coming DJ's who are struggling to make it? What I would really like to say is: 'Stop now because I'm better than you'. I won't say that though out of politeness. I'll say: 'All that matters is what music you like/dislike. Ignore punks who bang on about using vinyl & 'mixing' and that. Just take a PHAT CD frickin' R from your room down'. Finally, can I come round yours later to play Pro Evo? Also what biscuits has Samantha got in at the moment? Fo shizzle and Crinkle Crunch! ---------------------------------------------------------------